HELLOOOOO SUNSHINE!! 30th of August

Wow, such a nice day. I’d rather be out chasing squirrels in the park than writing this blog, but hey-ho.

I’d like to say big howdy to all those folks nursing hangovers after last night’s Big Bank Holiday Sunday. It was a good night to cap off a busy pay weekend. To be honest there isn’t too much controversy to report or even rumours for me to exaggerate his week, so i’ll talk about Pavel’s holiday.

For those that haven’t heard about medical tourism, it’s where someone goes on holiday to a country with lower hygiene standards than the one they are currently in, to get unnecessary surgery. As everyone reading this will be living in the UK (except my mum. Hi Mum! What time is it there?), your local health service is the NHS, so you’ll find it difficult to go anywhere with lower healthcare and hygiene standards.

Apparently Pavel has found a shittier place though. He’s off to Kazakhstan next week to remove a growth from his head. You folks probably can’t see it, as he wears concealer when he’s at work. I’ve attached a photo of when he doesn’t wear his man-makeup.

After his little vacation, he should come back, make-up free, as seen in the artists impression below:

On the subject of men wearing make-up, this Thursday marks the launch of Boho Glamour.

It’s going to be our monthly night for the gay and glamorous, with a champagne reception, with drinks £1.
This month’s theme is GLEE! So come down dressed as a cheerleader, jock, or whatever other characters there are in that show (so, I didn’t do my research)  and get in FREE!!

SO remember, THIS THURSDAY FROM 10:30PM!!!

See you on the Weekend,

Gene

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE FERRY, IT'S THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN... 23rd of August

Lemme clear up something that has been talked about alot since I posted last week’s blog... Claire-Louise’s trip to Ireland... There was absolutely no cryptic message; I only recommended the ferry because it’s not as popular as other modes of transport, so it’s easier to get on, and cheaper. The only downsides are that the ferry isn’t actually that big, so there is too much ‘motion from the ocean’, and quite often it arrives (and leaves) early, ruining your goodtimes.
Now go on holidays and have fun.
We had a new Belvedere beauty in on Saturday night. Michelle, who was mentioned in last week’s blog, appears to be not as good at pouring beer as I said. Oh well....
UPCOMING EVENTS!
Clear your calendars this Sunday (29th of August) night for our End of Summer Big Bank Holiday. It is the last of summer bank holidays, so we are preparing for a big one. We’ll be running drinks promos from £1, and there is a limited guestlist (email This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it ) so it has the potential for a very cheap night indeed! Oh, you don’t need to worry about the weather. Rain on Sunday is about as likely of Australia having a woman in charge of the country. NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
On the following Thursday, Graham will be turning Boho pink for the launch of Boho Glamour. It will be starting with a glee theme, so dress up and get in free. More info can be found on the upcoming events page.
Boho Glamour will be running on the first Thursday of every month, with a different theme each time, so check back for more details....

See You On The Weekend...

Gene

SORRY, AGAIN, AS USUAL... 17th of August

So we had some server issues yesterday, which meant I couldn't post the blog. For all of you that check in on a Monday to see who I'm slagging, I've got bad news. I won't be slagging anyone this week; i'll even start with some appologies....

Firstly Michelle.... The little going away party the other week was actually ALSO for her, so I feel I should say some kind words.... Michelle was relatively competent at pouring beer and somewhat competent at light conversation. Sorry about not putting that in last week Michelle!! I hope all is forgiven now....

Next, Sorry to Nikki. From now on I will stop reporting actual events and stick to fictional accounts of what you get up to. I hope you raised lots of money for the Haiti Relief on Saturday and had enough time to feed all the poor homeless kids on Sunday. See? I can lie for you pretty damn convincingly....

And lastly, sorry to Claire Louise. Sorry for not mentioning you in this blog before now. The truth is, you haven’t really done anything embarrassing enough to warrant a mention. In lieu of anything juicy, I’ll just give some advice on your forthcoming holiday; the best way to get to Northern Ireland is to ride the Ferry.

Onto the glorious and sunny weekend..... Such nice weather before a shitty Monday. Perfect!! Friday was a good night, but as far as celebrations go, Saturday was the centre of the Earth from 9:30am all the way through to 3:00am!! Stevie celebrated his supposed 35th birthday, bringing with him 300 of his closest friends. It was supposed to be around 40, but it’s like that guy knows everyone! Speaking of knowing everyone, William was in with Mr Syme and a whole bunch of their closest friends. Both had a great night, and one of them managed to get home without pouring chowder down the from of themselves. Guess which one?

I’ve got a short message from Paul Connolly that I need to pass on... So you know it’s not from me, i’ll just select a text colour that would seem suitable to such a person...

Attention all ladies!!!

We are on the lookout for attractive, confident & outgoing girls to add to our VIP bar team. If you think you have what it takes, email a recent photo and your cv to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it

Okey dokey, we’ve got a few upcoming events, Including our big bank holiday and other bits and pieces... Stay tuned for more info....

See You On The Weekend,

Gene

HEY SHORTY, IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY... 9th of August

On Wednesday Night, the staff at Boho came together (insert Graeme joke here) to say goodbye to Andy and Rhianna.

Starting at a West-End bar for a meal was a good idea, but the guests of honour arrived a bit late so it ended up being a long night on empty stomachs. As they say, eatin' is cheatin'!

After a short foray in Bath Street, the party moved to the city centre. Many drinks and a few bad dances later Rhianna invited us all back to a party at her new pad, which was pretty generous... She even put on a case of Castel Cru!  Good luck in the future Rhianna, and thanks for the party (& sorry about the toilet. I thought it was plumbed in)

Even though Andy hadn't been with us as long as Rhianna, he did give the girls something to look at while they sipped their cosmos in VIP. I guess he's had enough of the adoring  milfs and cougars. If anyone wants to stay in contact with Andy, i've written his phone number in the men’s toilet under 'exotic tranny seeks good times'.

Boho's Birthday Burlesque Bonanza

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE GALLERY

The Friday night Burlesque 4th Birthday was pretty epic. I love the idea of themes where women wear basically nothing and guys dress in suits. There were some great costumes as you'll see in the gallery and congratulations to the winners. I've forgotten your names, but I definitely remember what you girls look like!

On Saturday I had a bout of man-flu so I missed the festivities and frivolity that followed on from Friday. I'm told we hit capacity and had to turn folks away.

Now I haven't said this for a while, but...... MAKE SURE YOU GET DOWN EARLY! No one likes standing in queues, so you should aim to get down at 10-10:30ish, get a seat and get into some cocktails!

Apology

A few blogs ago I talked about Caesar being the most intelligent person at Boho. I was wrong. His knitting for fun and profit course has been trumped by resident Radiographer Steph. I'm assuming she gets old AM radios and fixes them up? Apparently you need a degree to do it anyway.



See You On The Weekend,

Gene